do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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