If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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