Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize