I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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