so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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