she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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