I love black thongs
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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