yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
