you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He felt like a one man threesome
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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