Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
There's even glitter on my cock...
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