I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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