Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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