You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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