I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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