If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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