do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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