omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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