im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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