so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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