I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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