how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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