why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
