we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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