how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Shame is for Republicans.
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