i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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