she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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