i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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