I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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