Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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