wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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