? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He shit in the fireplace
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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