I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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