I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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