my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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