She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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