He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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