that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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