Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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