I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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