Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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