i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Its about making memories worth repressing
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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