he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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