your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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