please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
