Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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