What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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