that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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