If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I love having hate sex.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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