So gin and wine won't be happening again
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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