tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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