Sry I called you an 8
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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