A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I want to be your penis for a week.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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