this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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