what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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