moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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