girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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